Zero Wipeouts | Since 30 AD | Christian Retro Graphic Tee
Walking on water is one thing but ruling the lineup is another. The 'Zero Wipeouts' tee is a witty, high-end nod to the absolute sovereignty of Christ that flips the script on traditional faith apparel, bringing a vintage surf vibe and a clever, conversation-starting declaration to everyday wear. Featuring a beautifully detailed woodcut illustration of Jesus effortlessly carving a massive wave beneath a retro 1970s sunburst, this heavyweight, garment-dyed tee serves as a reminder that the same King who commands the raging seas is the one guiding your life through absolute grace. Crafted for weekends when you want comfort with character, the relaxed fit and soft, washed texture make it an easy choice for morning coffee runs, boardwalk strolls, or casual evenings by a backyard fire.
Inspired by Mark 4:41
"They were terrified and asked each other, 'Who is this? Even the wind and the waves obey him!'"
Product features
Premium Comfort
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel.
Lived-In Look
Garment-dyed fabric provides a vintage aesthetic and a relaxed, "broken-in" texture.
Durable Build
Features double-needle stitching and a classic crew neck.
Relaxed Fit
A timeless, unisex cut that’s perfect for layering or wearing on its own.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean